I think on the ranking of most disturbing signs ever, this has to go near the top. This little number is courtesy the deranged folks at Hewlett-Packard, and came in the packaging of a recent printer purchase. I’m no forensic expert, but it seems pretty obvious that the hand pictured here does not belong to the choking victim.

In any case, I think I get the picture – do not place a plastic bag over a CPR doll and proceed to choke it with a freakishly large palm. Thanks to you, HP, I just avoided making a very bad life decision.