In the never-ending smart phone arms race, providers are becoming increasingly desperate to prove to consumers just how life-changing their products are. AT&T recently upped the ante by linking the speed of their 3G network to the very future of our country’s leadership.

Oh well isn’t that just precious.  Look at the vaguely ethnic couple and their awesome kid. What the hell are they anyway?  Latino?  Native American?

Even worse, am I alone in thinking that those two look like brother and sister?  Creepy.

And speaking of creepy – thanks to AT&T’s powerful 3G network, you can increase the efficiency of your stalking by 73%!

All this wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t run this commercial eight billion times a day.  Ugh.

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